His totem is a squirrel

Anselm came into bed this morning asking, "What is the closest relative of humans after monkeys?". His idea for the animal he is closest related to: the squirrel, for two reasons (Anselm's theories usually come out in lists of two or three items). One, they love climbing trees. Two, like him, they just keep going, even when they must surely be out of energy. Although, he admitted, this weekend he came close to running out altogether.